Outwitting Mediocre Rosé


Yes, Yes, we all know that rosé isn’t all White Zinfandel anymore, but that doesn’t mean all rosé is Cristal. Sometimes, tragic as it is, mediocre rosé falls shockingly into our unknowing glasses. What’s a devoted drinker to do in times like these?! It’s sinful to waste wine–though really bad stuff deserves the sink–especially when you’ve  paid good money for that pink juice.

Naturally, I’ve discovered a solution.

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Step 1: Get a blender or Blender Mug. Mug is preferable.

 

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Step 2: Add a few strawberries.

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Step 3: Perhaps a squeeze of fresh orange juice.

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Step 4: Pour in the offensive wine, some ice, and a splash of St. Germain if you’re feeling really naughty.

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Step 5: Securely attach concoction to the blender. Magic Bullet preferred.

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Step 6: BLEND IT.

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Step 7: Garnish with an orange wedge, and finally DRINK HAPPY.

Cheers!

 

  • July 8, 2015
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